In some universes, the final results of the Iowa Democratic Caucus have been released and the winner is …
In the universe I’m in right now, the results have been delayed. The reason for the delay is still being observed and is currently in a superposition of states such as “app failure”, “dotting i’s and crossing t’s”, “waiting for coins to flip”, “back room negotiations”, “quality control”, “busy phone lines”, and “conspiracy against Bernie”.
In the majority of parallel universes, the top three candidates ordered by number of state delegates is:
with Klobuchar and Biden splitting almost all of the remainder, except for one Yang delegate.